I really am in the mood to write a diary with meaningful content and insightful analysis. Which is why I choose this topic.
Who's the biggest right wing whore?
The Nominees
Katherine Harris: How could we conduct a Right-Wing-Whore-Poll (RWWP) without including the offspring of Satan? Katherine is the slutty bitch who stole the election from the American people to please her hedonistic masters.
Ann Coulter: Joining Harris as a frontrunner in the RWWP race, we have the queen of hypocritical rich bitch conservatism. This beloved broad, also known as Annthrax or Coultergeist, or simply fucking bitch, rants and whines and bitches about nothing. Her favorite line of attack is against liberal elitists. Of course, Ann grew up in a rich Connecticut area and spent her summer in Europe. But of course, since she's Republican, she's obviously not elitist.
Laura Ingraham: Like Coulter, bitches about "liberl elitists." Wrote a book called "Shut up and Sing" refering to Barbara Steisand. Apparently, Streisand doesn't have a right to advocate her beliefs (like Ingraham does).
Tucker Carlson: The closest to a right-wing feminazi you can find in a human being that's male. Co-host of CNN's Crossfire with fellow nominee Bob Novak.
Bob Novak: Ah, good ole Bob. Eats from the trough of Rove. Outed a CIA agent. Like all the other nominees, just spews random shit all the time. Hypocrite. Politically Blind.
Bill O'Reilly: 'Nuff said. Shut up.
Michael Savage: Told a caller who said he had nasty teeth to "get AIDs and die." Epitomy of conservatism's anti-gay hatred.
Rush Limbaugh: We all know about Rush. The fact he's on drug explains alot.
Jerry Falwell: Claims Homosexuals are responsible for 9-11.
Tom Delay: His crimes are too evil to even write in this entry.
As you can see, the nominees have all worked very hard, and have impressive resumees. So now it's time to vote. Who is the biggest right wing whore? We'll send the winner an email letting him or her know that he/she has won the first annual DailyKos Right Wing Whore Award!
